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Tuesday, September 09, 2008  

 New MINI commercial!
 

It's been a while since MINI has given us a new commercial. Here it is now for your enjoyment...

Check past MINI posts to see more commercials and advertising... including the all-time winner - the infamous bondage/Dominatrix advertisement from Canada: http://www.drivingenthusiast.net/sec-blog/categories/miniCooper/2006/12/16.html#a1912 


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Wednesday, July 23, 2008  

 AWD Miata prototype spotted?
 

A picture named 7fdd1b1df73e4380e23efce54f5f23f13c511edd[1].jpgSpotted in California near the Mazda Design headquarters.

Could be a prototype for an upcoming all wheel drive version of the Miata...

   ... or it could just be some redneck hayseed with too much time on his hands. 

Talk amongst yourselves....

 

;-)


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Tuesday, April 15, 2008  

 The best online car parts shopping anywhere
 

Cross Drilled Brake Lines - the hottest new product on the market

This hot new automotive online parts store has all the latest cool and leading-edge stuff: http://kalecoauto.com

Pictured to the right is the latest accessory to go with your cross-drilled rotors: check out their new cross-drilled brake lines. Only $69.95.

Follow the link to KalecoAuto!

 

 

 

 

;-)  !!!

 


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Tuesday, April 01, 2008  

 Press Release: FORD INNOVATION TAKES NEW DIRECTION
 
 
FORD INNOVATION TAKES NEW DIRECTION

Contact(s):
Hero-san
Honda OEM Technology (HOT)
011-81-3-438-3278

Dearborn, Michigan. APRIL 2, 2008 - Ford Motor Company has a long history of necessarily turning to OEM technology when the company’s own engineering and research labs have been effected by the latest reorganization. Past examples of this include Manly for H-beam connecting rods, Recaro seating, Brembo braking, and more. By partnering in the aftermarket instead of innovating at home, the net result is better products all around.

Today, Ford announces a new partner: Honda OEM Technology (HOT). HOT will supply Ford with i-VTEC (Intelligent Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control) technology for use on selected Ford engines beginning in the 2008 model year.

“Ford performance vehicles, particularly SVT products, have historically sucked. The addition of i-VTEC to legacy Ford engines is the single best strategy for Ford to pursue. I am also pleased to announce today that we are in early negotiation with Ford for licensing HOT suspension technology as well”. – Motoharu "Gan san" Kurosawa, HOT Consultant

The idea to partner with HOT was the brainchild of Billy Ford, chairman and CEO, Ford Motor Company. “I like the idea of revving higher and higher”, said Billy, “Normally my ideas run out of oxygen but now we can go to new heights and stay high longer.”

Ford turned to Honda OEM Technology as part of its comprehensive reorganization plan, known as Way Forward, to revitalize the appeal of its North American products. Ford Product Planners conducted extensive market research and found to its surprise that the demographic it had been building products for – known in the planning department as “straight-liners” – does in fact represent less than .000001 of the marketplace and that the vast majority of the remaining market prefers vehicles that are fun and dynamic over a wide range of driving conditions. Thus the benefits of the partnership with HOT will revitalize Ford products for mainstream buyers. An added bonus to consumers is the extensive engineering testing that HOT technology is subjected to, leading to extraordinary quality and longevity.

“We’ll never appease the pushrod snobs” – Hau Thai-Tang, former head of SVT and currently Broom Technician Grade 3 at the shuttered Ford Atlanta Assembly Plant.

Ford engineers have been testing the new-to-Ford technology for the past 2 years on public roads. One particularly popular car with young Ford engineers is a test mule built from the concept car formerly known as the “BOSS 604”, now painted a stealthy green. The car is popular with Ford’s young engineers and is usually the first car requested for weekend use. Except for the none-too-stealthy badge on the rear trunk lid, the public would be hard pressed to identify this as a manufacturing test vehicle.

In fact, that car is a test bed for Ford’s first product built with HOT – a 5 liter double-overhead cam (DOHC) V-8 engine producing 500 horsepower @ 8000 RPM (100hp/liter) under the rigorous Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE) test procedure J2723. Furthermore, the engine meets tough Tier II and ULEV emissions standards. The engine will debut in 2010. Future evolution – particularly in the existing Ford legacy parts – is expected to yield as much as 120HP/liter.

“The development costs associated with adapting HOT technology to legacy Ford engines is the reason we had to cancel our product plans for all but one special-edition Mustang. We needed so many funds to totally re-engineer that car and get it right for 2010 that I ended up cancelling myself as well” - Phil Martens, former group vice president, Product Creation, North America, Ford Motor Company.


PRESS MATERIALS
Charts explaining how i-VTEC technology contributes to emissions and drivability.





Ford Engineering Technician performing fuel economy calibration in Prototype #1 near Allen Park, MI


;-)  April Fools!


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 April Fools? Oldsmobile coming back
 

This isn't a particularly good one, or even especially cleaver. But the joke today is that the Oldsmobile brand name has been purchased by Toyota and will be brought back to market.

Continue at the link in the title above.

I understand the first model on the market will be the 2010 カットラス 最高, shown in a spy photo below.

 

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Sunday, March 30, 2008  

 Tape: how much is enough?
 

Racetracks are not a friendly place for your car's appearance. Rocks are kicked up, even thrown by sticky tires. Brake dust from your own pads, bits of rubber from other cars, lots of dirt when you go off, and of course broken bits laying around from your competitors mistakes. How do you protect your car?

There's been a trend developing in track events for the past several years: tape, and plenty of it.

Years ago (and this is my 28th year in this hobby), we were required to tape up headlamps because they were made of glass. Imagine that, given today's plastic lamps. And the lenses were thick; if they were broken during an event the pieces would literally slice open a tire.

But that changed in the 80s. Plastic lenses became the practice and glass was no longer a problem. And then an odd thing started to be seen... one or two people would put tape right onto the paint of their cars. Leading edges of hoods and trailing edges of wheel well openings got the treatment. Back then, only a few people did this, and most of the rest of us smiled at the absurdity of it. We carefully waxed our own cars, so what would all this tape be needed for?

And now it's a new century... and my observation is that tape is becoming even more predominant. Almost a regular practice. That raises a question - how much is enough? How much is too much? And how much is absurdity? Lets talk absurdity.

I'll start that discussion with this picture of a couple of Chevrolet Corvettes. There musty be half a roll on this first 'vette. No amount of track debris would get thru this stuff: 

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A psychologist would probably attribute these corvette examples to the unique psyche of your typical corvette owner... but not being a corvette owner myself (too young, too much hair on my head, etc) I can only make the supposition.

Being a computer geek myself I'd equate the lack of symmetry in this next example to a poorly patched operating system: any number of attacks will get thru these defenses.

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And then there is the  question of color. Surely lime green doesn't make the car go faster, as yellow is known to do to Japanese cars...?

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Clear is a little more livable... but I'm sure you can imagine the screech when this stuff gets pulled off. Kind of like when stock C5 brakes go thru their tiny little pads?

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I'm not sure I see the point of this one - except maybe posing. Only the outside edges of the headlamps would be protected.

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Here's a better example... note the car has protection but the passenger does not. How'd they get out on the track?

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Another clear example. Perhaps the the yellow and chrome wheels are part of how this tom struts. Either he is trying to impress a potential mating partner, or warning the flock of a predator in the area...

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And speaking of predators, note this Lotus Elise. Notice the element of color coordination. Very proper, in the British sense.

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Archaeologists will dig up this Honda S2000 in a thousand years and find an intact leading edge. But unfortunately, given the aero charactertistics of an S2000, most of the rock hits would take place half-way up the hood and in the windshield. So this does little to protect the car. 

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And it isn't always tape. Here's a vinyl bra put on for protection. Seriously, tech inspection should have required the removal of this. 

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I'm not sure of the purpose of the tape on the lower spoiler... perhaps the driver is planning on going off the track into the dirt?

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And then there is tape just to look cool. These yellow stripes serve no other purpose... unless they are some sort of retro throw-back to historical corvette driver identification?

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This Mazdaspeed3 uses tape sparingly. And conveniently the same tape can be used to provide for numbers. 

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Here's some more bright color contrast - or else the driver was going for the official colors of Spoon from Japan? Note the CR front spoiler... somewhere underneath all that tape. 

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Finally, lets look at the Buffy end of the spectrum. They're not immune either (although it's usually M badges stuck on non-M models). Apparently, though, in this case the rest of the car has been thoroughly waxed. Which provides more protection in the end that any amound of tape. And certainly less damage when you have to remove the paint for the drive home.

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I'm of the position that lots of tape is pointless. Track events are hard on your car, and that's the point of it. If you're out having a Sunday cruise, you aren't driving hard enough.  Spend some money on a good wax job instead. And especially on windshield coatings so that you can see where you're going despite the dirt, oil, and brake dust.

And if you have to use tape, put it over your license plates so that your insurance company doesn't find out what you're doing with their car on the weekends!

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